Clear Soup
March 2nd, 2010
I was rung up out of the blue the other day by Tom MacAlinden, an old friend of mine.
“Robin, I’ve just tried to get hold of Willie.”
“He’s out of the country, Tom. I got an email from him two days ago.”
“Well, I just had to tell someone this, so I phoned you up.”
“Okay?”
“Right, so I’ve just been into a pub in Broughty Ferry for my lunch and at one end of the bar was this huge soup terrine. Well, it was completely and utterly empty, not a drop of soup in it, and it had a ladle sticking out of it and that didn’t have a drop in it either, and there were no soup bowls, no spoons anywhere near it. Anyway, the barman saw me having a look at it and came up to me and asked if he could help me.
“Got anything to eat, mate?” I asked.
He picked up the lid off the terrine and said, “How about some of the Emperor’s New Soup?”
Good one, isn’t it?!